laughing stock

A person who has been made fun of because of his or her dumb actions.

She was the laughing stock in class when she farted.

by Jude Charfauros February 19, 2009

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored.
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)

(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)

- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.

by Willxl January 19, 2007

shit socks

Tits that look like socks with a lump of shit inside them

Kevin: Man, thos strippers were not very attractive.
Adam: Especailly the black chick. When she leaned forward her tits looked like shit socks.

by mexnfx September 6, 2011

Stock Solution

Something of great importance to chemistry experiments

Mike: "What's that?"
Colin: "THE STOCK SOLUTION"

by AlexSol April 13, 2008

Stock Stalker

One who obsessively checks the price of recent stock purchases, to the point of losing contact with friends and family.

Dude 1: Sorry I haven't responded to your texts. Due to gas price volatility, I just put $14k into battery stocks.

Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.

by punchodex May 12, 2012

stockard

A fucking beast

Wow I really want to be a stockard

by Tboner544 April 30, 2015

Stockholm Stink Trap

A Stockholm Stink Trap is when one farts inside an IKEA store display fridge and closes the door waiting for an unsuspecting customer to open it later

Dude look I just laid a Stockholm Stink Trap and that old lady is about to fall into it

by Donny Diamond September 21, 2016