Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red

The quote given before ascending valhalla

Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red

by TheBellwether November 2, 2017

The Naughty Stocking

When one defecates in one's pillow as an act of revenge

My non riz one night stand made fun of my drip, so when she showered the next morning I gave her the naughty stocking and bounced

by La Guadalajara January 8, 2024

the stocking stuffer

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!

My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

Chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): when you do something so silly/stupid- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make laughing stock put of you

Never do anything chicken stock.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2022

Stock Block

The act of stocking one's product in another vendor's shelf space.

"The tom's potato chip vendor sent a complaint to upper management because the Frito-Lay guy stock blocked his section again."

by Veridon July 14, 2017

Cock stock

The equity you have in personal or own genitalia

My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade

by Sontworryavoutit August 12, 2021

Bathing Stocks

A shoe that is mixed between the bathing apes and the birkenstocks.

"That man was decked out with his fly shirt and Bathing Stocks.

by RaWwIeNeR785 August 28, 2010