sargent stiff

When call your cock to command an it’s stiff as a hard beef stick.

Man would you look at the Sargent stiff in his pants

by Bphil420 February 1, 2018

stiff and wesson

A very manly man erect penis at full strength

Chuck: how was the date last night?
Steve: solid she loved the stiff and Wesson.

by Nhlistotallyfun August 14, 2016

Stiff

People named morgan are stiff

Morgan was stiff today.

by Collincreech December 20, 2024

Stiff

Meaning of looking good, drip going too hard

Friends:*buys new clothes *
Me: bro your outfit is stiff asf

by Caleb Morales March 14, 2019

Stiff

U don’t feel comfortable kissing or doing any thing whist in a relation ship

He is soooo stiff

by Ur mums grans dad April 1, 2020

Stiffness

When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.

Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.

by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018

Stiff Pickler

A drink. You take a shot of whiskey, then chase it with a shot of pickle juice, and finish off by eating a pickle

Last night I got so wasted. We were doin stiff picklers all night

by Jules16 January 21, 2012