Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.
Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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When someone gets shook so bad that they just stiff up and can't make any moves. Someone who's just there and not doing shit. Ain't really about that life.
You keep talking all that loud shit and you'll get stuck on stiff. End up with a can of starch.
by son1 March 21, 2021
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Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.
I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.
by d_dbn October 9, 2021
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Eva Morgan๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜
Ugh see that Eva Morgan she has such a stiff Bob๐Ÿ’˜
by Rachell McM November 4, 2020
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Eva Morgan๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜
Ugh that Eva Morgan has such a stiff Bob!!๐Ÿ’˜
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the act of playing twister while you and your male friend are completely rock hard and making sure you donjt enter eachothers ass
person 1: yo me and my boy played stiff twister last night
person 2: how did it go?
person 1: it was a pain in the ass
person 2: i bet how many times di you enter each other
person 1: to many to count
by GoldenFerret21 May 22, 2023
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