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Stephen's Law

If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.
Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?

Bro: The blonde? Yeah.

Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!

Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.

Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.
by Savage Hunter December 26, 2011
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Stephen Taft

a stephen taft has gorgeous blue eyes that you cant get enough of and a wonderful smile. he always knows how to make you laugh and make you smile. stephen tafts' usually have dirty blonde hair and play football or baseball. they will always make time for you and make sure you feel special. stephen tafts' are one of a kind and you should definatley keep them around if you find one
girl 1: i saw you were talking to stephen taft!
girl 2: yeaahh, hes a really sweet guy and hilarious
girl 1: you better keep him, hes special
by lulsidk November 12, 2013
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stephen rehrman

A common term used when a males rectum is penetrated and tobacco is inserted in the anal cavity.
Oh man last weekend I stayed the night with my cousins in Alabama and I got a nice Stephen Rehrman
by Father J May 8, 2018
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Stephen Merchant

Oh yeah, I forgot to sacrifice my soup to Stephen Merchant last night. Better go do it before he removes my kneecaps.
by EnderShadow10 July 19, 2020
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Stephen Zeng

The most gayest dude around. He likes to moan in peoples ears.
Guy 1: Yo dude, are you friends with that Stephen Zeng kid?
Guy 2: Yeah, why?
Guy 1: I would not talk to him if I were you because he moaned in my ear like 30 times yesterday..
Guy 2: Dude.. wtf??
by Jordan Ched October 23, 2020
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Stephven

When a person is stuck between Stephen and Steven so they combined both names to become "Stephven".
"Non binary person: OH NO! I CAN'T SEEM TO DECIDE WHETHER TO PICK STEPHEN OR STEVEN AS MY NAME!!! OH WAIT I CAN ALWAYS COMBINE THEM TO STEPHVEN!" - Me.
by Stephven Qing November 6, 2020
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Stephen J. Bailey

Stephen "Boiley" J. Bailey

Stephen J. Bailey is a motorsport god notable for: Winning 69 F1 World Championships, Winning Le Mans 24h overall 308 times, Catching and overtaking 2-time WEC GTE-Pro champion Nicki Thiim during the BES 3h of Oulton Park and carrying youtuber Jimmy Broadbent in iRacing endurance races. It's also said that one of Boiley's favorite activities is to get unrepairable iRacing floor damage in the R18.

Boiley's strenghts:
Being feckin' fast in the Audi R18 Tractor.
Scaring the lapped trafic into giving way.
Screaming at P2's and GTE's.
Making funny noices on VC
Laughing a bunch.

Straight facts:
Stephen J. Bailey is everyones favorite F1 driver.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best car.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best track.
Stephen J. Bailey has had 4 shoulder and back surgeries to repair the damage done by carrying Jimmy Broadbent on iRacing.
-Fuck, Stephen J. Bailey has lapped me thrice in just 23 laps.
-Why is this Bailey guy 5 sec a lap quicker than me???
by Johnny Narrowstraight April 14, 2021
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