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Stephano

A golden or clay statue often found in the game Amnesia. Named by the notorious youtuber Pewdiepie and is used as Pewdie's main weapon of mental security. It is his most trusted friend, placed at a higher level than Mr. Chair, Jennifer, Piggy, Skully, and Mayonnaise.
"Alois Pewdie, I am GOLDEN EDITION Stephano" - Stephano

"Where is Stephano? Jesus Christ, I need Stephano...T-T" -Pewdiepie

"and PICK UP STEPHANO" "Alois Pewdie... I left a little drink for you t'will make you all warm and fuzzy inside..." "alright sounds good, wait sleeping potion YOU DRUGGED ME NO!!!!!"
by ricecake34125 February 12, 2012
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stephenised

I went shopping with Stephen Morris yesterday and he Stephenised me.

Oh look at you!! You have been Stephenised.
by Stephenised October 12, 2013
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Stephannia

a beautiful woman that is loved by all who know her. She is strong and able to overcome any obstacle that she faces. She is especially loved by her cousin.
I love Stephannia
by GingerKidd911 February 3, 2010
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Stefanie

An amazing woman! Loves sex... Has a huge circle of friends of all varieties... Loves her family and devotes her life to them.... Loves to party.... Easy to love.... you are one lucky son of a bitch if you've got her....
Man I wished I had a Stefanie
by jomammabitch June 18, 2008
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Stephan

Me
I am Stephan
by stepdong April 9, 2021
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Stephenie Meyer

Someone who can make an interesting story that is supposed to be 200-300 pages into a four boring books with a total of around 2000 pages by adding shitty romance stuff.
Stop being a Stephenie Meyer! I could write that bullshit of yours ten times shoter and have it more interesting!
by The Best UD User May 15, 2017
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Stephenie Meyer

One of the worst women ever to exist.

You can't write a book without going through some kind of process. Stephenie Meyer had a dream and wrote it down. There was no research, no drafts, and no effort. Her characters are two dimensional, not relatable, and the main character has no personality.

A book isn't original when it's the oldest love story to have ever existed. Not only is it a bad copy of Romeo and Juliet, it's also a bad copy of Buffy and Angel.

Stephenie Meyer beat the meaning of women's rights over the head with a big stick over and over again until it was just laying there twitching. Stephenie Meyer refuses to let Bella help herself and learn to fight for her life. So instead she has Edward and Jacob save Bella's ass every time a vampire comes their way. Stephenie Meyer dug up the idea that females are dumb and can't do crap on their own.

The Twilight books have spawned an evil race of females called Twihards. Twihards tend to have the spelling skills of a carrot, don't know good literature, and are under the impression that vampires are sparkly douchebags. They will usually defend Stephenie Meyer to the death although their only comeback is "Go fook urself bich!"

Stephenie Meyer has such thin skin she can't even take criticism. Stephenie Meyer has her own brother filter out her hate mail that way she only reads emails from her rabid fangirls. She doesn't know the meaning of having flaws and doesn't understand that more people hate her than look up to her.
Twihard: OMG STEPHENIE MEYER IS SOOOOO AMAEZING@!!! Vapyres spracklig is genus!!/ All u haturz can bakk off cuz imma use meh vampye powers on u!!!! Twilit gav m vampir powerz!!

Real vampire fan: Have you seen Let Me In? It's one of my favorite movies so far!
Real vampire fan #2: Yeah, it was good, but the original is better.
by BuffyTheSlayer38765233 October 26, 2011
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