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Dad (Something you don't have)

A Dad (Something you don't have) is something you don't have
Person 1: My Dad (Something you don't have) left a while ago..

Person 2: Don't worry one bit, he'll come back with a carton of premium milk!
by I am smol pp man June 3, 2021
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Skreet Skeeting

The act of boiling flavored condoms releasing the aromatics, which contain alcohol then drinking the liquid, which can get you high for as long as 10 to 12 hours.
The students have been out skreet skeeting on the weekends after running out of all other options, and hope.
by Mookscast July 28, 2022
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to jordan (something)

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".
"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."
by GentlemanPirate August 14, 2015
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Slothing and Sleuthing

The act of sitting on the couch, typically hungover, while watching murder mysteries and eating takeout - all day.
Man, I'm hungover, seems like a golden opportunity for a day of Slothing and Sleuthing.
by itszando December 9, 2021
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Never nothing always something

Never nothing, always something is said to lament the horror that is facing the onslaught of never ending BS coming out of life's daily firehose at you.
This is clearly an absurd amount of BS piling up. Never nothing always something man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
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I have to go do something

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.
First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.
by Qoak October 16, 2020
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November 27th National tell all the broken people something kind

The day where you tell someone that is broken something kind<3
Jeremy: Hey Gerald you look very nice today.

Gerald: How kind of you but why are you telling me this?

Jeremy: It’s November 27th national tell all the broken people something kind day
by Totally not your mom November 7, 2021
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