STD

The STD (Stu’s Time to Destination) is a scale of 1 to 10 to rate the distance to any destination. The STD must be less then 1km to qualify, distances over 1km are unachievable to return with a stomach full of prawns and ice cream.

The STD is inversely proportional to approximate meterage value to destination divided by 100.

Eg. The Thai restaurant is 600m from the motel, giving it STD of 4

That Thai restaurant is an STD of 4 so let’s just have dinner at seafood, it’s a STD of 9.

by horvdong November 30, 2023

STD

An STD is a disease commonly contracted by having sexually intercourse with another human
This includes gonnorhea, chlamydia, HIV and others

STDs can be a real biohazard if not treated

That girl gave me an STD!

by Anonymous60666 July 30, 2024

STD

Sexually Transmitted Disease
An STD is a disease usually contracted through sexual activity

STD can be a biohazard if not treated properly

That slut gave me an STD!

by Anonymous60666 July 30, 2024

STD

you would think it meant sexually transmitted diseases.. but no! it actually is an acronym for Suck. Thicc. Dicc.

"Wow , girl! you really STD!"

by IceyAce November 15, 2017

Stds

My mother

Jeff look there's stds then John slides outta nowhere and says mom is that you

by Karen's.sexually.active November 15, 2019

STD

Socially Transmitted Diseases

Him: I got STD.
Me: which one? Religion or Corona?
Him: I got both.

Me: oh no!

by Wisem May 4, 2020

Facebook-STD

A virus spread from friend to friend contact on Facebook.

Like spreading a real disease any number of Facebook viruses spread around from post to post is is referred to as Facebook-STD.

by 19wisdom76 November 14, 2011