STD

Abbreviation for Stanford

My friend got rejected at UC Berkeley, but he got STD.

by oskilover April 27, 2019

std langer

A bitch

Oh there a Std langer

by Gotohell.420 October 3, 2017

STD

An abbreviation of Super Trigonometric Dinosaur, a type of oragami that is typically made as a cool gift.

"I got an STD from Faye a few weeks ago"

by InkoStuff January 28, 2024

Cyber STD

Computer (or other device) viruses that you get from going to scam websites that are redirected from (usually) porn.

Kid 1: My computer is so slow!
Kid 2: *checks search history* Looks like you got a case of Cyber STDs.

by Sensiblé February 28, 2016

STD

Save the Date

Hey I sent you an STD for 7/21. Keep that open for me, I'm getting married.

by HLAUSF January 11, 2018

ur family tree has stds

"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell

Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny

Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*

by Stevie Wondrhkktrhhtj May 25, 2018

STD denial

The denial of sexually transmitted diseases.

Chudowski: I get all the girls because I say STDs are a lie made by the government to neuter us.
Nerd: Shut the hell up, STD denial is stupid, because you’re risking your very life to have kids with women unprotected. You can get sick from it, you know?

by HKisNOTaCOUNTRY. April 27, 2025