std-petri

Typically, a guy/girl who’s STD count has surpassed 8. Typically tweekers or Brooklyn Prostitutes, they are becoming evermore popular due to no shot of penicillin being strong enough to purify the genital-ripping cocktail stored within them.

That std-petri got me fucked all the way up. I have 3 different versions of Chlamydia and enough crabs to populate the pacific.

by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018

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ur family tree has stds

"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell

Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny

Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*

by Stevie Wondrhkktrhhtj May 25, 2018

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STD's

S= Suck STD's don't do it.
T= Ten

D= Dicks

My boi iron craver is a living that STD's, sucking, dripping, overflowing.

by ILoveEatingBeans September 26, 2022

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STD

Slay the day.
Slay means to complete or do something with great compassion, vigor, humor, joy, etc.
If you have STD'd, it means to have slayed the day and made the most of it.

Peter exclaimed, "I love to STD!"
Julianna replied, "Oh yes! STD!"

by QuinnTheSlayer May 13, 2022

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