Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid

A line Spoken by The Narrator in The Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe If you stay in the broom closet long enough.

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, he probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.

by Stanley-P July 7, 2024

The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

Some damn brit that narrates a guy named Stanley who's employee 427 and probably drinks tea and says end is never the end or something

The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is a brit. And I HATE British people.

by captain ! January 25, 2024

gary stanley

He's a really lit guy he's very smart and he likes piña Colada's and tends to marry a Linda Marie

Gary Stanley is cool

by John cena 101 December 28, 2016

stanley

a sleek and skinny squirrel who looks like a sewer rat

"I hate Stanley so much."

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Triple Stanley

To dress up like Paul Stanley and have a bedazzled, zebra print 3 way with two other people also dressed like paul stanley. If one can involve the actual paul stanley that is preferable.

"I had a wicked triple stanley this weekend"

by Viva La Muerte November 27, 2012

An Izaac Stanley

A loving boyfriend who is easily heartbroken and spends to much money on girls.

"Why you spending so much money on her bro?"
"I dont know im feeling like an Izaac Stanley"

by name.definition May 17, 2023

Ella Grace Stanley

She will always know how to make your day brighter and she is the most beautiful caring sweet, kind, caring, loving person you’ll ever meet in your life. If you ever decide to not have her in your life, trust me you will be missing out on the best person ever!!!!

Ella Grace Stanley is the best person to brighten up my day!!

by Ella’s lover June 9, 2019