by Nick February 4, 2005
Get the Stapler nazi mug.To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.
Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.
by Eugence March 19, 2006
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A person who will attempt to make you repeat what you just said to give them a little more time to think of something to smart to say and/or make you look dumb for repeating yourself.
Usually using the guise that they didn't hear or understand you, this is becoming extremely common.
Hard to defend against, but sometimes just waiting a minute or calling their bluff may win the day.
Usually using the guise that they didn't hear or understand you, this is becoming extremely common.
Hard to defend against, but sometimes just waiting a minute or calling their bluff may win the day.
Social Example-
you: "hey dude what happened to that cute girl you were gonna ask out"
staller: "what?"
you: "i said where's that cute girl that you were.."
staller: "o that GIRL, she died"
you: "fuck off you heard me the first time"
Work Example-
you: "hey would it be okay if I went and finished that job?"
staller: "what did you say?"
you: "you heard me"
staller: "yeah, no that would be a good idea"
you: "hey dude what happened to that cute girl you were gonna ask out"
staller: "what?"
you: "i said where's that cute girl that you were.."
staller: "o that GIRL, she died"
you: "fuck off you heard me the first time"
Work Example-
you: "hey would it be okay if I went and finished that job?"
staller: "what did you say?"
you: "you heard me"
staller: "yeah, no that would be a good idea"
by OpiatedONE February 1, 2010
Get the staller mug.1. Much like the chess reference, when two or more obese individuals are trying to make love but are unable to make the right parts connect due to their fat obstruction.
2. When a couple is having non-passionate sex and neither seem to be able to reach climax, so they agree to disengage and move on.
2. When a couple is having non-passionate sex and neither seem to be able to reach climax, so they agree to disengage and move on.
1. Jeanne & George were having a hell of a time heavy petting, but the night took a turn for the worse when their passionate attempts to make love resulted in the ever-frustrating stalemate.
2. Rich and Deb were each trying their best to will themselves to orgasm, but after 20 minutes of mindless awkward and slightly painful humping, they agreed they had reached a stalemate, turned on Seinfeld, and called it a night.
2. Rich and Deb were each trying their best to will themselves to orgasm, but after 20 minutes of mindless awkward and slightly painful humping, they agreed they had reached a stalemate, turned on Seinfeld, and called it a night.
by Pam Light May 13, 2005
Get the Stalemate mug.A person who has an amazing personality.which also shows a great interest in music mostly singing.This is also the type of person to hang out with girls and date.he has a great use of negative to turn it into positive.hes also the type of person to be successful in his music.He tends to hide his personal life and upcoming music projects which he will only share with his loved one.he also has a tendency to make people laugh mostly girls.if your ever around Stanley talk to him he might remember you in a couple of years.
by UrbanXdictionary May 9, 2018
Get the Stanley mug.Much like the bill cosby sweater, the movie Holes starring Shia LaBeouf has provided us with the Stanley Yelnats Sweater. It involves eating an entire raw onion before sex. During sex, induce vomiting onto your partner's chest. For an extra challenge, first consume a raw onion with a can of peaches. Then, during sex, vomit on your partners chest to fully complete a Sploosh Sweater.
by gazerbeam April 25, 2013
Get the Stanley Yelnats Sweater mug.A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.
Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
by Mr.nj April 16, 2017
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