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stab#9019

A very cool and epic person on Discord who will brighten up your day and will make you laugh. He also looks out for his friends very well and if you ever come across hiss, make sure you never lose his friendship.

Person 1: Have you heard of the legendary stab?
Person 2: No I haven't
Person 1: Well I'm friends with him
Person2: Omg you're so luckyyyyy

by Daracoon911 July 24, 2021

got stabs

A powerful motorized vehicle with unexpected performance, akin to a “sleeper”

Joe got a new ride yesterday. Doesn’t look like much, but it got stabs.

by mustangman6799 October 5, 2021

stabbing shit

Something a child does when he gets pissed.

Im going to start stabbing shit

by Lessten January 10, 2022

International Stabbing Month

The month of March, in coordination with the Anniversary of the Assassination of Emperor Julius Caesar on the Ides (15th) of March in 44 B.C.E, where he was stabbed 23 times by a group of Roman Senators who conspired to kill him, is recognized as International Stabbing Month.

" We are forever stabbing that guy."
"Stabbing?"
"Oh oops. I meant stabbing. That's really funny."
"Well, it is March: International Stabbing Month"

by smalljewishgirl March 20, 2019

stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 21, 2015

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

birthday stab

When you poke the birthday person with your finger or something (usually in the stomach) so they will have good luck the rest of the day .

"A birthday stab for the lucky boy"
"bro the birthday stab WORKED"

by Russianclowns September 20, 2019