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I´m a ✨material squirrel.✨
by oikawaissuperior April 24, 2022
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Dirt Squirrel

A person who conducts themselves in a trashy manner. Could be a hygiene issue or a behavior issue. Crosses all ethnicities.
A dirt squirrel is a guy who wears loose tank tops with either beer advertisement or Nascar on it. Someone who might put Kool-Aid in a baby bottle. One who swears at their kids in public(for Gods sake have the decency to do that in private). A person who doesn't flush the toilet then not wash their hands in a public restroom. See people of Walmart.com
by mredh1979 December 8, 2011
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Squirrel in the fruit basket

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.
'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'
by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006
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squirrel

a person who gives alot of blow jobs.
they alway have a mouth full of nuts
guy #1: that hoe is such a squirrel
guy #2: yea every time i turn around
she got a mouth full of nuts
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SQUIRREL

CODE WORD FOR AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON THAT CATCHES YOUR EYE AT FIRST GLANCE; person of favored looks from head to toe that turns heads
There are SQUIRRELS everywhere in the mall today, love the eye-candy.
by Leekie June 9, 2011
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shit a squirrel

v. To take a huge crap or litterally shit a squirrel
"Man, i woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel"
"Umm, i think i ate your chocolate squirrel"
by LoveTheLamp April 6, 2007
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squirrel neck

1. person of very little importance or signifigance as coined by mixed martial arts fighter Jason "Mayhem" Miller 2. a frustrating person to deal with. 3. A person in position of power who abuses his power. 4. A term of endearment to friends; a nonsensical filler phrase.
by Eduardo Fantastico August 29, 2006
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