Sqwidwarding

Strapping a dildo to your nose and penetrating your partner

I was sqwidwarding my girl hard last night

by MaxiCIsThotty May 6, 2018

squidwart

A gay squid that dabs.

Hi squidwart.

by Dab on them haters=cancer May 16, 2018

Squidler kids

A tight group of guys, mates since back in the day a school.

Girl 1:"Who are those 3 guys ❤..."
Girl 2:"Ah themz the squidler kids, they've known each other for dayz"

by Thunderjust August 2, 2021

Squidtarded

An act where a squid squirts ink onto the fisherman catching said squid. Or squirts ink onto another crew member, particularly if the ink hits their face.

Steve got squidtarded while out fishing yesterday and the stains are still visible. Try using a net to stop the chance of getting squidtarded.

by ReBait January 26, 2023

squidwooded

To forcibly make someone wank you off and ejaculating onto their hand.

"Did you hear Jenny from sales got squidwooded last night?"
"No way?"
"Yeah, he squid his ink all over her hand!"

by Pippinwhisk June 16, 2025

Jonathan billiam squidworth

The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.

Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.

by Megasour69 January 28, 2023