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Squeegie

A cocksucker who thoroughly cleans the pipes and leaves no drippage
"Hey Squeegie, Gimme some head!"
by docwolfstone November 3, 2008
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Squeee

It is what women and human "males", who are not MEN, write on internet forums because they think it is a cute expression of being happy. These are the same people who write "sigh". They most likely all drive a Toyota Prius or a Smart Car. If these humans are in your office, it is considered customary to beat their legs with a rubber hose.
Oh hey, there is a new episode of Dancing With The Idiots on tonight! SQUEEE!
by Jackmaster Johnny February 19, 2014
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The sound made by robots when they are deactivated in the comic book "Magnus Robot Fighter". The comic began publication in 1963 by Gold Key comics (and was revived in 1990 by Valiant Comics). Magnus frequently uses his brute strength to decapitate robots, and the action is typically accompanied by the written sound effect "SQUEE" (the quantity of the letter 'e' sometimes varies).
(Magnus chops a robot's head off)
Robot: Squee! (deactivates)
by shill66 December 25, 2008
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squeegee

For a guy: a cool friend who's also a knock, or a pussy

For a girl: The bitch that's tight with you but refuses to give you a blowjob.

Commonly referred to as squeegee, squeegee ass, or squeegee ass bitch
For a guy: Person 1: "Man, that guy is tight, but he kinda a pussy."
Person 2: "Yea, doe, he a lightweight squeegee."

For a girl: Person 1: "Damn, bruh, my bitch won't blow me."
Person 2: "Bruh, I toldja you she was a squeegee ass bitch
by PWN Appetit October 26, 2011
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Squeef

Noun

1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.

2. A voluntary queef.
"Whenever Joanne is around another woman she doesn't like, she stands next to them and squeefs."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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squee

The sound made by robots when beaten to death in the comic book series "Magnus, Robot Fighter".
The 'bot's failing circuitry produced a piercing "SQUEEeeee...." when Magnus dealt it a crushing blow.
by Otaku Kirk August 1, 2009
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Squee

A boy/girl who incites a high pitched and excited squeal and an uncontrollable desire to squeeze and hug the other person. Usually used as a term of endearment as a way of avoiding cliches like honey, baby and muffin. 'Squee's' are often loveable, fond of strange dancing, easily excitable and can sometime have features like a monkey.
Oh Squee! who's a good boy?! I just want to squeeze your face off.

I was talking to Squee the other day and for an instant thought he had a ridiculous monkey face.
by Leopard86 October 26, 2010
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