The Sunday before Memorial day that celebrates the coming of summer by getting fucked up in one way or another
by Spurge June 9, 2018
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Sludgebros are often observed slowly plodding up Manhattan Avenue in an addled daze, imagining hypothetical scenarios in which they could bed the frontwoman from Kylesa, and reminiscing on the mid-oughts when their musical niche reached peak relevance to residents of adjacent Brooklyn neighborhoods. Discerning music fans note that sludgebros are most often seen wearing black metal band t-shirts, though their actual music tastes revolve around what are essentially stoner-blues jam bands (black metal music is generally too fast for sludgebros to be able to follow without getting lost in the rhythmic patterns). Despite their uniform appearance, sludgebros follow no unified moral or political code other than staunch opposition to their parents’ hopes and dreams.
Sludgebros are often observed slowly plodding up Manhattan Avenue in an addled daze, imagining hypothetical scenarios in which they could bed the frontwoman from Kylesa, and reminiscing on the mid-oughts when their musical niche reached peak relevance to residents of adjacent Brooklyn neighborhoods. Discerning music fans note that sludgebros are most often seen wearing black metal band t-shirts, though their actual music tastes revolve around what are essentially stoner-blues jam bands (black metal music is generally too fast for sludgebros to be able to follow without getting lost in the rhythmic patterns). Despite their uniform appearance, sludgebros follow no unified moral or political code other than staunch opposition to their parents’ hopes and dreams.
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A sludgebro at Pencil Factory didn’t like that I was sitting next to him, so he started grilling me from behind his matted, greying locks and murmuring some whiney bullshit.
A sludgebro at Pencil Factory didn’t like that I was sitting next to him, so he started grilling me from behind his matted, greying locks and murmuring some whiney bullshit.
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A foul odered wet mixture of cum curds, blood, sweat, pubic hair and dirt inside and around the outskirts of a womans vagina. Similar to the appearance of a "blue waffle".
Yo bitch you better put some vinegar up in that nasty ass sludge hole of yours, I've been getting complaints that it smells like dead fish and I'm losing money! Or you can say... Hey baby you going to let me get a taste of that sludge hole tonight or are you going to keep teasing me.?
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