Spaffage

From the verb to spaff, the act of abruptly discharging a viscous liquid upon something or someone.

Molly said to Milly 'Sorry about the spaffage, but my yoghurt exploded on your settee and made an awful mess'.

by Martian Daws November 5, 2005

spafe

(spâf)n. An individual with an especially spacious face (i.e. moonlike, intrusive, omnipresent, generously proportioned, ergonomically challenged)

"You, my friend, are a spafe"

by Gregory McGregory May 19, 2005

Serafin

Massive mole that takes up face

WHOA!!! did you see that serafin on that lady's face?

by dickhead larry the third August 20, 2011

spaffed

When someone is brutally mauled for no "apparant reason" but it is clear that the person deserved every bruise on their face

Johnny got spaffed last night, I'm going to spaff Johnny, You deserve a good spaffing

by Endeque February 4, 2010

Spaf

Acronym: Spunk Playfully Across Face

Example 1: Hey, no teething! Ok get ready i'm about to spaf!

Example 2: Go on! Spaf on me you rogue!

by jamrag3957 November 8, 2010

splaffing

jus a note from richard brick to all the kids out there. don't smoke....... or felch. I've heard from my good friend Samwise Ganji (see Sam Jones), that felching aint very nice. I wouldn't know.

Don't Smoke

by Hmmm, I Wonder Who February 8, 2004

sparfing

When one projectile vomits out of ones mouth

Like the opposite of starting but out of your mouth.

"O M G Binky is that fake Gucci I'm literally sparfing in my mouth"

"Last night I got wasted and I sparfed everywhere"

by SIRSPARFSALOT October 24, 2011