Spoon Backpack 

When being spooned so tightly it's almost like a backpack.

He let me spoon backpack him all night.

Spoon Backpack by Southie grown June 30, 2010

spoon head 

A derivative term used to describe Cardassians by characters in the Star Trek Universe

Why should we help him, did he kill one of the spoon heads?

spoon head by Colostomyexplosion June 4, 2007

spoon goblin 

A person who doesnt respond to you when you ask them to get something while they're already up.

Jared: "Hey can you get me some mustard while youre up?"
Dan doesnt say anything.
Jared: "Stop being such a spoon goblin!"

spoon goblin by Roosill March 5, 2009

Spoon Boy

A boy that likes cuddling up with a priest or family member, usually to initiate intimacy.

"Did you hear that Henry tried to seduce Father John?"

"How did he do that?"

"He tried to be Johns spoon boy"

Spoon Boy by Truthy March 5, 2013

Spoon chest

A fairly common feature in males where ones chest lacks muscle development and, as a result, scoops inward; resembling the shape of a spoon.

Scrubs: JD when considering shaving his head "I have a sneaking suspicion that it won't work for me. I think it would accentuate my spoon chest (touches chest)"

"That guy definitely has a spoon chest"

Spoon chest by staunnett January 26, 2010

spoon ejaculation 

flicking a food that could possibly look like sperm off the end of a bent spoon towards a person or persons.

John - "dude you better not spoon ejaculate those mash potatoes on me."

Ben - "come on dude when's the last time i did that?"

John - "um yesterday! u stained my shirt with your damn spoon ejaculation!"

spoon ejaculation by bloodrush140 March 18, 2010

spoon feed that ho

When your fucking a girl, you pull out, bust ur nut on a spoon and tell the girl she doesnt look well... so you shove that spoon all the way down the bitch's throat

Yo, last night i spoon feed that ho, and she fucking swallowed all that shit.

spoon feed that ho by A-Mo December 9, 2007