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sloppy pussy

A nasty looking pussy.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.
That chicks got major league sloppy pussy!!!
Looks like she got fucked by a taffy puller!!
by CT Vigilante July 4, 2006
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Sloppy Cookie Contest

When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.
Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.
by John W. April 23, 2006
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sloppy slurpee

A Slurpee containing overwhelming amounts of alcohol, particulary vodka.
"Are you drunk and drinking a slurpee?"
"Yeah man, its a sloppy slurpee!"
by mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm April 4, 2009
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Sloppy crunch

DJ loves to use KFC drumsticks in girls as sex toys so he can enjoy their sloppy crunch.
by Kara Rauman September 23, 2009
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Sloppy Gopher

While having anal sex with a female or male, if you remove your penis to ejaculate on his or her back and they begin to shit themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your penis back up their ass to stop the shit from coming out. If done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.
"Dude i was fucking this chick up the ass last night and when i finished i had to give her a Sloppy Gopher to save the floor.
by PERRAY November 9, 2009
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Sloppy Joein

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Often used by members of a goonsquad when posted up on the corner

Pronounced "sloppy joe-in"
See: sloppy joeing
Chris: haha look at that guy walkin up here
James: haha whats he doin? straight up sloppy joein over here
by ObamaC July 13, 2010
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Shloppy

Something out of this world amazing, originally in the description of good oral sex, but can be applied as seen fit. Closely resembling the word “sloppy” but better because it should be said emphasizing the “sh” sound.

Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”
“Man I heard that Harry got some shloppy top in the school parking lot.”

“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“

It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top
by Nickynascar April 7, 2018
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