Split Tail: "I don't feel like going out, my head hurts"
Normal Person: "Shut the fuck up you split tail mother fucker"
Noun: "What a fucking split tail"
Adjective: "Grow up you split tailled mother fucker"
Verb: "You split tailing son of a bitch"
Normal Person: "Shut the fuck up you split tail mother fucker"
Noun: "What a fucking split tail"
Adjective: "Grow up you split tailled mother fucker"
Verb: "You split tailing son of a bitch"
by iseveryscreennametaken? May 14, 2007
A split-tail is a woman or girl over the age of 18 who presents themselves in sexually, morally or ethically degrading manner. Slut, easy, pass around girl.
The term "split-tail" should never be used to describe a moral woman, dedicated wife or teenager under the age of 18.
The term "split-tail" should never be used to describe a moral woman, dedicated wife or teenager under the age of 18.
by Angelo Mysterioso LGSSR May 09, 2010
Changing relationship status in facebook and removing the notification from the time-line in a split second so that your friends won't ask you why went from married to single.
"Joyce is no longer in a relationship"...Now click "Remove" on the notification in a split second before anyone reads about the change! That is a splitsecond split.
by Lucita Jones April 18, 2010
by Albert Einstien Jr....:) May 23, 2020
by ABPosey October 18, 2013
(noun/ verb) when a well endowed woman jumps with a bit too much enthusiasm causing her breasts to do a 180° from each other
by Scrappy Diva July 23, 2017
"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"
"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"
fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,
"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"
fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,
by MormonZephyr October 26, 2012