split the difference

When ones g-string divides shit (or diarrhea) into two separate bodies.

I will never take off my favorite g-string. I will split the difference from now on.

by ideasnshit October 6, 2010

split trip

to go on holiday with your missus/bird/girlfriend as opposed to your mates.

you going on holiday with the lads? no, the missus!

aah! split trip!

by Andrew Warwick February 11, 2004

split splat

Another word for jizz, cum, sperm. Usually used when describing giving a girl a facial.

1: Did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night?
2: Yea I pull out and split splated all over her face

by SilverFox87 February 18, 2010

Split End

When ones penis has "split".

"Oh shit. Ive got a split end after fucking your maws face last nite"

by Cheesey the Monk May 13, 2005

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

split decision

n. A plan of action, usually by a girl, about her split ends

Carry, caught up in the moment, made a split decision and cut her hair.

by dougie3 July 3, 2007

split condom

after puttin it in the rong hole i heard a rippin noise. oh shit

cas "you were great"
charlie "your pregnant...."

by yousef February 20, 2004