When your jerking off and shoot a partial blank and the nut runs down each side of your head making a little master splinter mustache on your jawn
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When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter
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by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011
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Did you hear that Jake’s in the hospital? Peter preformed the Pennsylvania spleen splitter on him at Seibers house!
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My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.
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