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Master Splinter

When your jerking off and shoot a partial blank and the nut runs down each side of your head making a little master splinter mustache on your jawn
I was beating my shit yesterday and I accidentally Master Splintered myself
by I just need help January 15, 2026
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Jew Splitter

A certain kind of splitter. Belongs to the splitter family and is mostly used against MAGA heads and people who well love some good coins
Watch out the Jew splitter is near and….oh no he found us stay quiet 🤫🤫
by The Splitter July 13, 2025
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The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter
I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is
by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011
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Pennsylvania spleen splitter

When two guys are having rough sex and one guy usually the dominant male jumps from the top of the couch or bed and inserts his penis into the other males rectum with so much force he punctures the guys spleen. He then proceeds to fill him with so much cum that his spleen splits open and cum and blood drip out of the asshole.
Did you hear that Jake’s in the hospital? Peter preformed the Pennsylvania spleen splitter on him at Seibers house!
by Billybobjakins March 6, 2026
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Elkford log splitter

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease
My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass
Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.
by williedoitnow August 10, 2022
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