Salty sledgehammer

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

Sledge

To snog the face of someone in a 'i'm going to swallow your face' kind of way

She is well getting a sledge from that guy.

by Kelz-O October 7, 2009

SPED

Noun, 1.derrived from Special ed
to mean someone who is ditzy or idiotic

can be used in multiple was and also as an adjective

1. Jessica Simpson is such a sped
2. The car door is broken, its sped
3. Don't be spedly, you know the answer

by Ashley March 15, 2004

spledge

A spring pledge

Carson and Mattias are so f*cked as spledges

by Mcdoug1124 December 26, 2021

spedackled

Twacked beyond reason/ over medicated by your "street pharmacists"

"He's wound up from the ground up, he must be spedackled!"

by Fly pimp masta- happy go fuck yourself November 2, 2006

sledgefaggot

The repeated use of the sledgehammer in Red Faction Guerrilla by some crappy player who has no skill and does not admit he has potential in the game, and should probably commit MASS suicide!

"I'm never playing red faction again!"

"Why?"

"god damn sledgefaggots"

by nick.V November 25, 2009

Sledged

a state of absolute inebriation wherein the afflicted are more than likely to dance in hysteria, talk endlessly about their party experiences, and fuck piggish women

Man, you were so sledged last night! You were dancing to vanilla ice and ended up fucking that fat wildebeest.

by EdwardScissorpenis October 11, 2010