spizzled

1.when someone is talking, and they accidentally spit on you.
2. when your casually walking and someone randomly spits on you.

1. "doood you just spizzled on me! gross!"
2."i was walkin and some mutha fucka spit a big one at me!"

by jandraka October 9, 2007

Spizzler

Noun- someone who is basically a lame-o they wont do anything spontaneous or on a night where school is the next day.

Me: Hey lets go to Emily's for movie night in like an hour!

Spizzler: Nah I can't we have school tomorrow.

Me: Yea but its not an all night thing just till like 10:00 or 11:00

Spizzler: Yea but its such late notice and I am kinda sleepy so gonna have to pass :(

by Brown Bear123545321 February 23, 2009

shizz-a-rooney

Exciting shizz. Really exciting shizz.

There I was, burying myself in her valley out the back and then, it just flopped out, along with all that shizz-a-rooney.

by Gundar April 23, 2008

Shizzle

The absolute bomb! Fantastic, out of this world, amazing.

Seriously my friend is the shizzle

by mc bad bhoys princess May 15, 2009

shizzle nizzle gizzingar

A random jumble of words assumed to mean surprise or confusion.

Shizzle nizzle gizzingar! Damon Salvatore is about to take off his clothing!!!!

by shaggsron November 6, 2011

shizz muffin

a milder form of the word shit, used mainly by teenagers.

1: "ugh, I'm so fed up with this shizz muffin!"

2: "I had to stay behind to pick up all the shizz muffin that fell out of my backpack."

by Lainebear December 31, 2011

shizza

1) A product of rare indigestion, in which constipation is directly followed by diarrhea during the same bathroom trip.

2) A shitty-looking pizza. Literally.

1) "I shat so hard my sphincter hurt. And then, looking into the bowl, the result was a total shizza"

2) Dude 1: "Delivery or Delissio, amirite?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Half-frozen, half-overcooked. Talk about buying a shizza..."

by Shadiac July 14, 2018