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Spilner

1. Someone who doesn't know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart.

2. Someone who is a self-proclaimed genius, however, in reality knows very little.

See also: idiot moron tool
Kimmy is such a spilner.

Ty is such a bloody spilner.

Jenny used to be a spilner, but then she turned 12.
by God February 10, 2005
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Fidget Spinners

AKA Autism, are spinny stupid toys that you only spin. It is an excuse for people with ADHD.
Fidget spinners are increasing my autism levels
by 42 Hunt Skank May 16, 2017
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spinner

A nickname for a woman who uses the illegal stimulant drug, methamphetimine ("crank"), in very large quantities. The word is descriptive of the speed at which her thoughts are moving, as well as her scatter-brained state of mind.
"Man, did you see Spinner in the club? Hot body, but the bitch didn't make no sense. She needs some SLEEP"
by N. Brandes July 18, 2005
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Spinner

A spinneer is someone who watches meatspin for at least 10 rotations. This basically refers to someone as being gay.

Meatspin is a shocksite, which displays a video of two men having sex in which the catchers penis is flying around in a spinning motion, hence the name spinner. Below the video is a counter of how many rotations the penis has made.

A shock site is a website intended to be offensive or shocking to most viewers, containing material many people would consider extremely distasteful. Usually sent to someone, when they are expecting something else
WOW Jim is a spinner, what a fag!
by cdel June 11, 2006
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Salad Spinner

A move requiring quite a bit of flexibility and a lot of lettuce, the salad spinner is when the female party is of small proportions and can be spun easily whilst riding stick and formulating a tasty caesar, hold the anchovies.
"dude, last night I was craving a cassar salad, so my girl says to me "ever tried the salad spinner?", I replied "no, let's do it," then she spun me so hard I got caesar dressing all over my bed."
by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012
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Sperm Spinner

Someone who tends to share their semen with multiple partners and spreading STDS and birthing ugly children, coming in two forms, chav spank lubber and southern rubbners.
Tyrone: he fucked my daughter! That fucking sperm spinner!
John: what type was he mah niggah?
Tyrone: one of them cracker chav spank lubber kinds!
John: let's kill thAt fool tam!
by John Sam June 28, 2015
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Fidget Spinner

A horrible toy invented for horrible children
Person 1:I got my son a fidget spinner
Person2: *spits in face* on hat is cancer
by Newbness June 4, 2017
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