sphinctertits

A birth defect where one has nipples or nipple like birthmarks on each ass cheek creating an image like tits for an ass.

Wow, are those nipples on her ass?
She has a great pair of sphinctertits!!

by Coho1989 July 24, 2009

Shinterrupted

When one taking a shit, they are interrupted, this even includes not having toilet paper, anything that hinders the ability to take a normal peaceful shit.

Every time I take a shit in the locker room after gym class, I get Shinterrupted by people.

by Sixberry April 14, 2015

sphinctosphere

One of the strata / levels of being an asshole

The tangerine turd was on the top of sphinctosphere during his last days at the oval office

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

sphincterphone

Telephone capable of bypassing the earpiece and mouthpiece by use of a small speaker and microphone. This device was designed with two uses in mind:

1. place the device in a room so that multiple people can converse with the person(s) on the other end of the line

2. allows user to converse without holding a handset to the ear and mouth..."handsfree"

The amazing thing about this device is that, regardless of the application, everybody sounds like an asshole.

Dude, watch what you're saying...I've got you on sphincterphone.

by Mistr_Sir January 11, 2008

sphinkter wink

When the sphinkter contracts and expands especially during an orgasim.

What a female's asshole does during a really good oragasm

When I was doing my wife doggy style yesterday, she started to cum and gave me a sphinkter wink.

I gave it to her so good she started sphinkter winkin.

by The Zeppelin January 15, 2005

sphinkter

yet another slang term for yore asshole or yer rectum.

Adam Gooch likes it up the sphinkter

by My name February 11, 2003

sphinctosaurus rex

1. The biological term used for the species renowned for its ability to squeeze objects of all shapes and sizes into and out of its anal passage.

2. One who is extremenly anal-retentive.

3. The tightest orifice on the body.

4. The most potent and deadly of all the assholes.

Wow! I thought I could shot a ping-pong ball far until I saw sphinctosaurus rex.

I wish he would lighten up -- he is such a sphinctosaurus rex!

I tried to slip it in to his sphinctosaurus rex, but there was not enought santorum to make it happen.

by Stanky May 1, 2006