Tossing the Spark Plug

Giving someone a task only to sabotage their ability to complete it while still expecting them to like asking someone to drive you somewhere but you've already removed and discarded their spark plugs.
"How are we supposed to keep inventory with software that's incomplete?" "We're not. Management has been tossing the spark plug"
by Trevor Wolfe July 08, 2019
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Margy Sparks

Evil teacher with no heart and just camel toe.
Margy Sparks is a walking camel toe.
by America Tipton February 12, 2018
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sparkes

The effect of skyperbating or skype piping too aggressively over your keyboard.
Last night's speed Skyping session was amazing, Sparkes were flying everywhere
by forwardsman October 19, 2010
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Canon Spark

When one has an idea that sounds like it could be a part of a ficton's canon.
Will generally leave behind a trail of confused people until properly explained.
"I've had an idea! It all fits in with the canon! The generic macguffin could have been used way before by the bad guy!"
"That's called a canon spark. I'm calling that a canon spark."
"...When has that ever been called a canon spark?"
by R. Sposchki August 24, 2018
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Jace spark

a stupid dumb bitch who thinks vaping is a personality trait. jace spark lacks social skills and like to turn to his friends when he encounters and kind of conflict
person 1:hey do u know jace spark?

person 2: ew just ew
by i took a shit October 22, 2019
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cali sparks

A sexual position involving California kush and anal queefing. While having sexual Intercourse with a female or male anal hole, light up a blunt of Cali kush. Proceed to push more and more air in the anal canal until there is enough pressure to release a quite exceptional anal queef. Pull out of the anal canal violently. As you proceed to pull out, blow the cherry off of the blunt right into the anal canal. The anal queef will break up the burning cherry and make the cali sparks fly.
PATRICK: "Hey, it's 4th of july, let's do something special"

DANNY: "Ok, what should we do?"

PATRICK: "Let me Cali Sparks you.."

DANNY: "oh hell yeah, that's a perfect idea"
by conflex October 26, 2015
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Sparked

The equialivalent of being buzzed/tipsy for smoking weed
Jasmine and Olivia have only took 3 hits of Matts’s blunt that being said, they are already feeling a little sparked!
by Flannie January 21, 2018
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