Skip to main content

Social Construct

by catlearnswords April 17, 2021
mugGet the Social Construct mug.

Social Parasite

1. One who attaches oneself to another person or group of people solely for the the purpose of raising one's own social status. Unfortunately diagnosis of having a social parasite can be made only after discovering that you have already been used, abused, and drained of all your resources. Once a social parasite has been discovered it quickly moves on and attaches itself to another victim. The cycle continues indefinitely as the parasite never achieves the social status it so badly desires.

2. An organism that attaches itself to an individual or group for the soul purpose of gain. Many social parasites rely on those they attach themselves to. They may also expect "the infected" to do such things as: pay for items being consumed(booze, cigs), chauffeur them around. They might also expect to be housed over night. This may then also go on for up to years.

3. A highly invasive organism that exhibits the minimum number of signs of intelligent life. The de-facto route of infection presents through unprotected social intercourse and concurrent alcohol or substance abuse. The social parasite also exibits a high perpensity to symbiotiaclly attach itself to an unaware host. This method of attachment usually presents itself when the host is exhibiting marked signs of malnurition, irratability, suicidal idealization, and unable to function within normal society. This causes the host to withdrawl from normal social circles and induce psycological self distrruction. This infection can be eradicated by completely disrupting its feeding cycle. Other mehods of eradication include removing any source of intoxicating substances or alcohol from the surrounding area. The social parasite will either detach itself from the host and die or move on to infect another person within the same social circle.
"I woke up this morning and realized I spent $300 last night, didn't get laid, and then found that social parasite still on my couch. He had the nerve to ask me to drop him off a half hour away and then asked for money when he got out of the car."
mugGet the Social Parasite mug.
Related Words

sobia

That serious girl who is always giving you that evil look which she claims its her normal look.
"No need to give me that look sobia, i get it"
"IT'S MY NORMAL LOOK!"
by aifan naciram June 28, 2018
mugGet the sobia mug.

social eating

Unintended eating with friends or colleagues, just for the sake of being sociable and often despite being on a strict diet. Peer pressure usually plays a role as one feels compelled to consume far more calories than planned. Similar in some ways to social drinking.
Bob: "Hey, we're going out to that new restaurant for lunch, want to join us?"
Alice: "Not really, because I'm trying to lose weight, but I will feel like an outcast if I say no."
Eve: "You're about to engage in social eating."
by physicsdude May 21, 2012
mugGet the social eating mug.

social networking

a place where people hide behind a screen sharing things they did only to post it on online to get likes, comments, followers, ect.
Social networking is the down fall of our world.
by sw1mm1n January 18, 2015
mugGet the social networking mug.

social vampire

A person that goes around and 'attaches' themself to a person and piles on the affection and attention until they feel satisfied that the person really likes them in return. Once that happens, the person inexplicably moves on to the next 'target' nearly instantly and begins the cycle all over, leaving the last 'victim' confused and maybe a little hurt. These people feel like they're not popular enough and/or need more attention and this social vampirism is their defensive mechanism.
She is such a social vampire; she like just stopped talking to this guy almost overnight and started talking to someone else.
by I Am Jack's User ID December 23, 2005
mugGet the social vampire mug.

social moron

This person, although they may be intelligent, lacks any resemblance of social skills. This person cannot function properly in a social environment and often embarrasses those around them with their attempts at doing so.
This refers mostly to making awkward comments, lacking common sense, or making inappropriate jokes in public.
That pathetic guy in every teen movie that desperately tries to get the girl, but makes the movie goer feel awkward watching him try.

Why is it that guys I think are amazing want nothing to do with me, but every loser, freak, and social moron drools all over me?
by JeccaLynn October 18, 2007
mugGet the social moron mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email