national wine on someone day

October the 5th girls you get a free opportunity to wine and grind on any male friend or crush even if they dating someone 👀👀

Girl 1: why you wining on my man

Girl 2: it’s national wine on someone day
Girl 1: ok then

by Chickennoogettt12321 October 3, 2020

how to make someone happy

You don’t know how to make someone happy? Just write them a definition here<3
(Urban Dictionary)

how to make someone happy - go do it!

by secret4you October 31, 2021

Bringing up someone’s follower count

The sign that someone has clearly lost an argument online.

“Your 50 followers must be eating that “sick” burn up. Must be nice to find some enjoyment on here though since your saints haven’t been able to provide that since 2010.”

This man is bringing up someone’s follower count, what a massive L

by Dubbyhub August 23, 2021

Have a baby on someone

To have a baby on someone means to have a child with someone other than your partner that you didn’t acknowledge them about. If your partner didn’t know when you did then you had a baby on them because you didn’t tell them.

“He had a baby on me!”
“He had a daughter that’s older than our son that I didn’t know about.”
To have a baby on someone

by T Dict January 19, 2022

biting at someone's balls

1) When everyone is giving you things to do etc., especially small, annoying tasks.

2) When everyone needs something from you e.g. attention, documents, a reply, a recommendation etc.

3) When everyone's demands happen all at once.

Slang definition:
4) When you are getting sexual attention from people, usually unwanted attention, and especially in the form of messages. Basically, when everyone wants a piece of you.

biting at someone's balls

1) My god, everyone is biting at my balls recently. My boss needs this document sooner, my friend wants me to check this message for her, someone wants me to donate to their charity thing, my coach wants a testimonial. Can't everyone just piss off for once?

2) Damn bro, everyone's biting at your balls. You gotta set boundaries, say no to things, you know?

3) I wish the whole world would stop biting at my balls. I don't wanna do any of this shit, I just wanna chill in bed.

Slang definition:
4) Dude, I have so many girls biting at my balls on Tinder, especially when I don't reply within, like, an hour. Jeez, I mean, I have other shit to do, you know? I have a life.

by benjibugger February 25, 2022

to Will Smith somebody / someone

A beta-male / cuck getting cheated on and later blamed for by his dominant gf / wife

Hey Mike have you heard that Erica cheated on her husband and later blamed him and yet he took her back? ’Yeah man, she really pulled a Will Smith on him‘

to Will Smith somebody / someone

by Intellectual Neanderthal April 6, 2022

To london someone

To london someone - to stab somebody using a bladed melee weapon, usually a knife or a dagger.

While it is most common to do it in the capital of UK, the term "To london someone" most likely comes from ancient Rome, and the death of Julius Caesar.

Mom: We're gonna visit grandma tommorow.
Child: But mom, what if someone londons us on the way?
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Citizen: How did Caesar die?
Praetorian guard: He was londoned.
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Serial killer: I am going to london someone.

by Kfestofil December 25, 2022