shlark

the line that runs along the middle of one's ball sack

My shlark is 3 1/2 inches.

by Tyler December 14, 2003

slarp

v. to get ever so tired, and thus nearing sleep, feel sensations tending towards snugging: slarping (to sleep), slarpy (sleepy), slarps (sleepiness).

(yawning) "Dearest, it's half past snuggle time, are you ready to slarp?"

by Cat Palace December 22, 2008

Slart

Other word for slut.

Yo slart, get yo fat ass over here.
Why not go fuck that slart.
Dude, your girlfriend is a dirty slart.
What a fucken slart.

by DaN` July 8, 2003

slart

A fart that escapes during sleep, sometimes waking the slarter him(her)self.

I do love him, but his slarts may be a deal breaker, I dunno.

by Lorraine Luciano October 10, 2005

slarpy

n.
Excessive cumming on your hand due to youporn.com

Today was a slarpy day. My fingers kept crusting to the keyboard.

by floog July 23, 2009

gothic slart

a really lame chav insult. mostly used by lame chavs....

oh my god you are such a gothic slart!!!!!

by jonathan mc carthy February 17, 2006

solarbeam

When a man deprives himself from any sexual action so when he next bangs a girl he has an extra powerful finish. Derives from the pokemon move solarbeam which needs one turn to charge before hand.

Guy1: Man, I really need a wank. I haven't had one in ages.

Guy2: Then just do it.

Guy1: I can't I want to solarbeam Mary tonight.

by dacfvgrfbrtgfdvbgb October 18, 2011