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sober escort

A sober escort, or travel escort, is a paid sober travel companion or travel escort that accompanies a client to an event, to treatment, or to court, to ensure the client maintains sobriety.
I called Christopher Ferry and his team to hire a sober escort for my son to get to rehab.
by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020
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Asheville Sober

One who abstains from alcohol, but partakes in literally any other type of substance as long as it comes from plants.
Don’t bother bringing that six pack to the party, bring those shroom chocolates though, the host is Asheville sober.
by divinelightning January 9, 2022
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sober syndrome

The act of being sober for 78 days and gaslighting alcoholics
“Austin and blase you guys are gonna drink 12 beers tonight huh?” “Kev man you really have sober syndrome
by Levinator28 July 17, 2023
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Sober-Up Beer

The sober-up beer, typically the last beer of the evening, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill, perfectly balancing hops, barley, and hydration.
"Hey Mike, do you need another drink? No, I've got an early morning…make it a sober-up beer."
by Nacho Burris March 13, 2024
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sober kahlon

Cute boy powerlifter of next generation strongman of next generation very very nice body
Oo that guy is huge is he like sober kahlon ??
by Harpartap singh November 23, 2021
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Sober virgin abstinent

A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.
I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
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Milwaukee sober

A version of "sobriety" when an individual only consumes beer, or beer and a little hard liquor, but refrains from other drug use
Is charlie still getting fucked up on the regular?
Na, he just drinks beer these days. He's Milwaukee sober.
by Dirrtburrnerr February 11, 2025
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