Snarf

To sneeze and barf (also, sneeze and poop, or pee) at the same time.

I was eating lunch yesterday, smelled a fart, and nearly snarfed myself to death.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein September 14, 2007

Snarf

A complete and utter retard of the highest order, often altered to the word Snarftard.

Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense.

They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them.

That makes no sense at all, why must you be such a Snarf?

by Mr. Samoa Joe May 25, 2009

Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

by Brandon March 22, 2004

Snarf

-verb
1. To eat voraciously, hastily, or hungrily in large quantities.

2. The act of a man sucking another man off while said man is asleep and unsuspecting. This often takes place at sleepovers.

After a long night of video games and snarfing pizza the boys decided to go to bed. But Dan stayed awake, waiting until Bill was asleep so he could arise and snarf his cock.

by Constance Glen April 21, 2010

snard

An eccentric person of the upper class, or a person who dresses and speeks as if he is an English college professor
i.e. in "full tweeds"

Ralph, who never appears in public in anything except Harris tweed, is a perfect snard.

by Steve Golden July 7, 2006

Snarfee

A dramatic sneeze that leads to a simultaneous fart.

That snarfee was naaaasty bro! You better check your pants.

by whitebread789 October 18, 2008

snaregunce

a person who is a little afraid of something

when i do not want to go into the water due to it being cold i am a snaregunce.

by lotsofun February 4, 2010