silly salad smut

A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.

~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors

by Boots August 2, 2003

DNF Smut

A genre of DNF stories that are better than they seem and really addicting to read.

"Hey are you reading DNF smut again?"
"Hell yeah I am, why wouldn't I be?"
"Understandable, have a nice day."

by FaxNotNound April 6, 2021

hallway smut

a nasty hoe with a loose vagina.

that bitch christina is a HALLWAY SMUT. no one wants their hot dog down her hallway.

by AZNxinvasion January 25, 2011

Quicky smut blanket

A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw blanket with left overs from King Donger and the knights of the Brown Stable.

I laid under Fred's red blanket the other day and it had a peculiar smell.

You mean the red one with the blue square pattern?

Yes, why?

Oh man, that is his quicky smut blanket. It hasn't been washed since Brenda was here a month ago.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts January 1, 2007

super smut

A smut (hore/skeazer/slore/slut) who goes above and beyond smut limits. A super smut is a woman that goes above and beyond, will do any and everything to fuck her man!!!!

Don't mess with that bitch she is a super smut!!!

by Davey Bizzl October 18, 2007

Tryin To Smut

attempting to and eventually smuttin, or using some game to get with a girl/girls

any preliminary actions in an attempt to smut one or more girls

I'm tryin to smut some bitties at the party tonight

Jacques was tryin to smut at the meet yesterday

by udxc January 25, 2006

butt smut

but porn. The insertion of a cock into the anus over and over again until the world melts away in a wave of pleasure.

I enjoy butt smut at everytime of day. I love buttsmut when i wake up, I love butt smut when i get back from work, and i especially love butt smut at night.

by The Poopshoot Pirate June 3, 2003