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surface shitcicles

When you own a dog and must clean up the poop in the winter but forget to and it snows burying the poop, then you can only clean up the recently deposited ones visible on top of the snow.
I have to pick up the Surface Shitcicles in the backyard, I have to wait for the snow to melt to get the rest.
by ZEROor60 September 22, 2016
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smurf rocket

A crushed Viagra mixed in with methamphetamine and snorted. Used to counter the impotency side effect of methamphetamine.
Jenna and I had a long night of raging sex after I snorted that Smurf rocket!
by DixonMuff November 9, 2017
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surface memer

A surface memer is what one could label someone who thinks they’re in touch with meme culture but in reality they’re just into normie memes (examples of normie memes can be found on instagram pages such as @ kalesalad, @ Daquan, or @ 3.14...)
Often times might say they’re into “dank memes” but in reality don’t know what real dank memes typically consist of. (And no not all dank memes have to be offensive)
People who think they’re such a memer just because they have a lot of screenshots from Salice Rose or Daquan in their camera roll tend to just be surface memers or normies. Daniel thought he was a total memer just because he recreated a Gavin “bitch I’m tryna love you” meme.
by I’m just being honest November 25, 2017
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Smurfing

1. When a person dips their penis and/or strap-on in blue paint and slaps it against the naked body of a little person until said little person is "blue" and/or until one or both partners reaches orgasm.

2. When a man injects blue dye into his scrotum and orgasms all over a little person, getting blue "paint" all over the little person. This action usually is followed by a trip to the ER to examine the possibly leaking scrotum.
"Dude, I totally smurfed in her face last night."
"Nice! What'd you do after?"
"Got her to drive me to the hospital! My balls were wet as FUCK. It hurt like shit. She was so turned on that I was smurfing in her hand on the drive to the hospital."
by Fan123456789 February 5, 2018
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Smurfing

When a pro player makes another account to play with noobs instead of other players
OMG THAT D00d is `SMURFING
by CitizenFOffie June 7, 2018
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Smurf lipped

Smurf lipped when u leave a girl sexually frustrated her labia is engorged with blood
Fucking boss calling me to work couldmt finish the Mrs off so I have blue balls and she's Smurf lipped
by Javis1978 April 5, 2019
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Smurfo

A smurfo is the shortest of the short and is seen by midgets as tiny
That Smurfo tried to call me a midget
by I just made this word up smurf October 18, 2019
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