dirty blueberry smoothie

Another variation on the blueberry smoothie. After creating the blueberry smoothie, the person who is to eat the smoothie out of the host pussy sticks his/her finger up the girl's ass and plays with her poopshoot while eating her out. When finished consuming the blueberry smoothie, the finger is pulled out of her asshole and licked clean by the consumer of the smoothie.
This should not be confused with a chocolate blueberry smoothie, in which the smoothie is made in the ass instead of pussy.

"Wow, this bitch I picked up at a bar last night was a total freak... she loved me playing with her asshole, so I decided to make a dirty blueberry smoothie. I love dessert!"

by Anita Creampie October 10, 2008

smoothie

When you are hooking up with a girl (or boy) and she is rapidly twirling her tounge in your mouth.

Dude! Last night I went to the movies with this chick, and when I started making out with her, she stuck her tounge deep in my mouth and gave me a smoothie.

by masterah October 7, 2009

Smoothies

A Bay Area expression for being on reasonably good terms with another individual or group.

"We was beefin', but we quashed that beef and now we's on smoothies."

by mizensla July 11, 2009

poo smoothie

When food turns a perfectly good bowel movement into liquid poo.

"That burrito gave me a poo smoothie."

by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007

low fat strawberry smoothie

The drink of health food freaks who desire to be semi-normal with their eating patterns.

Delicious and nutritious. Usually made with a type of low fat vanilla yogurt and some real strawberries, not that fake juice stuff.

Bob: What are you having?
Stacey: A low fat strawberry smoothie and you?
Bob: A smoothie.

by musicallyfit848 May 30, 2009

Churchill smoothie

When male members of the Churchill family get together and deficate in the female Churchill's mouth's to make getting head feel nice and smooth.

"Yo last night i peeped in on Kathy C givin' a mean churchill smoothie to dave c."

by Dave April 20, 2005

Smoothing the butter

The maneuver of introducing yourself to a lady by rubbing her back gently (in a smoothing motion) while she is engaged into sexual relations with another person, in hope of obtaining an invitation into the sexual activity.

Rezza tried smoothing the butter with Brendan and a very lovely page 3 model...

by Tcassius October 1, 2010