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banana smuggler

jeans, specifically jeans so tight that your dong is rocking out. hence the term, smuggling bananas. See Journey circa 1978.
"man i got these new banana smugglers but the waist is a little tight. i'm starting to black out."
by endless lip June 23, 2008
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snoggle

A snuggle with "extras" AS used in an episode of "The Simpsons"
Homer and Madge are in bed. Madge looks loving and says "Let's Snoggle"
by Roger December 6, 2004
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Pug Smuggler

A Pug Smuggler is someone who hides a Pug (dog) in their anal cavity whilst traveling through international borders.
I caught a Pug Smuggler trying to get into Mexico the other day.
by Eagleboobs August 1, 2010
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snogglehead

A term of endearment for your significant other in reply to specific behavior which may upset you or which you may not agree with.
I wanted to go fishing this weekend, but my wife told me "NO WAY, You have to mow the Lawn." I then called her a Snogglehead.
by Duncanthedog September 7, 2006
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smuggle buddy

noun: a friend/partner in crime (acebooncoon) that is smuggling illegal paraphernalia with you. this could include, but is not limited to: drugs, weapons, illegal aliens themselves, kids for the priest, prostitutes, etc.

a smuggle buddy can also be your stash of illegal paraphernalia. it is pocket-sized or can fit in a backpack/messenger/purse and of course, for more desperate situations and best concealment, an anal cavity.
delivery boy: hey man, can you be my smuggle buddy for this one delivery? i can't fit a whole pound in my pockets.

SM: yeah, but you owe me- you remember what happened last time...


dealer: you brought the half, right?

-naw man, i had chuck my smuggle buddy over the bridge...so the cops wouldn't find it on me.
by Buddha Kalash March 31, 2009
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Smoogler

Smoog or Smoogler - a cat thats walks up to you wanting pats is a Smoogler or a smoog.
Awww what a fluffy smoogler
by KarlyPilkoids April 4, 2019
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Nob smuggler

Anal rape; This is due to the cock being smuggled up the unsuspecting persons arsehole.
Nob smuggler

Wife: Wrong hole fool!

Me: Oops, sorry. (Ha, ha, you've just been smuggled).
by Dr Elsbeth Buchanan February 14, 2009
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