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smart shopper

Annoying piece of shit that pops up whenever you do a Google search.
Let's look up cars on Google. Fucking smart shopper! I don't even want to buy anything and this dumbass this still comes up.
by Steven Schwebel April 3, 2008
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smart alleck

a smart alleck is someone who is rlly annoying and tries to be smart by giving obvious answers
Person 1: im bored
Smart Aleck: why don't you do something then?
person 1: stop being a smart alleck
by IAN Y'ALL March 20, 2018
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Smart-aleck

A know-and-all. Someone who thinks they know Eve and is a real jerk
Mom: I thought I told you to wash dishes.
Daughter: *mumbles under her breath* here we go again.
Mom: Excuse me young lady?!
Daughter: You probably would’ve heard me if you wasn’t deaf!!
Mom: Do be a smart-aleck with me
(An argument begins)
by Lexi02 April 1, 2019
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smart car

a tiny eco-friendly car , usualy really cute.
Toni: Hey look at my smart car.
Kara: Hippie.
by karaaaaaaaaa December 12, 2009
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smart parts ion

a shitty marker made by smartparts
many people often believe this is a cheap awesome highend marker and then the go suck on a large penis


many markers are Superior to the ion such as
-smart parts vibe
-tippmann 98 custom
-spyder mr2
-jt tac 5
and many more, think before you buy one
dude: dude i just got an ion!!!
other guy:so, do you like taking in the ass on or off the field?

dude goes to play and gets raped
dude: damn my smart parts ion!



common phrases associated with ion
"save a rock throw an ion"
"ions suck large penis"
"wtf how do you change modes on an ion"
"fuck my ion broke"
etc
by musical keychain December 23, 2008
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smart arse

A persons ability to get everything correct, often without even having to think about it.
e.g. Miss Ross (a.k.a. the Power)
An urban legend who uses her Smart Arse power to infuriate those around her!
by The Gamester Ad Helpline July 16, 2008
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Smart Ass

One who's ass has a higher IQ than their head despite how brilliant they may be in other areas. Usually they are powerless to stop their annoying behavior.
hehe sorry. I can't help it. I'm a smart ass.
by MichaelTheKicker February 4, 2010
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