gator slide

A gator slide is to reverse mount a toilet with your head facing the systen, then proceeding to take a mud that slides down the front of the bowl giving the illusion of an alligator mud slide, which cannot be flushed away, i.e. normally goes hard, quite impressive

Who the fuk gator slided this motha fuka, that shit stinks

by Big May 11, 2004

Slip and Slide

Sex act, after a man cums all over his and the girl's belly, the girl will belly slide like a penguin up down and around on the cum ice rink that is now the man's belly.

"I fucking love it when we slip and slide!"

by SnoWden September 18, 2015

Sliding Door

A door that slides.

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."

by Evil October 18, 2003

slide rule

Used as an adjective, this means old-fashioned, out-of-date. Usually applied to attitudes.

Man, Mr. McMahon is so slide rule! Why does he always use long division, when there's a calculator right on his desk?

by pentozali May 1, 2008

Slide Glide

A mistress or woman on the side

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your slide glide and relax and get some release.

by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011

Log Slide

Occurs when your partner poops all over your pillows/bed after doing it anal

Bob: "U think Whitney and Charlie had sex last night?"

Tom: "Hell yeah man! Whitney did a log slide all over his pillow when they finished."

Bob: "Wow I'd never want to sleep on those pillows again

by Ipassonrumors September 1, 2010

freundian slide

A freuendian slide begins when one makes a freudian slip. To turn it into a slide, however, you must own it.

man: give me a moment to look up your skirt
woman: do you mean profile?
man: you know what? no. no i don't
passerby: that was quite the freundian slide

by dreadedClank February 18, 2009