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Bum Spiders

1. When sitting in a park and your friend discovers a spider approaching your lower back going for your bum. This spider could be aiming to actually get inside your bum, therefore becoming a bum spider.

2. An imaginary STI where if you have anal sex too much, spiders will become attracted to your bum, then being able to be passed on to someone else who has anal sex with you.
Helena: "DAMN there's a spider going towards your ass!"

Doug: "SHIT damn bum spiders!!"
by HelenaLexxiFoxxx September 29, 2010
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Whooping Spiders

Large tarantula like creatures that emerge from the chest of a young teen unfortunately ignorant enough to pick acne until it develops into a large scar (Whooping Nest). Are known to make loud whooping noises and ruin social events and gatherings. Though all the spiders may leave the nest the memory of them will haunt you FOREVER!
"Stop picking at that spot, it will turn into a whooping nest", "Whats that sound?" "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!" "JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ITS THE WHOOPING SPIDERS!!!"
by Beats Hatemaker January 21, 2011
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Butthole Spiders

Spiders that target the butthole, to lay eggs and consume sustenance
Last night, like 30 butthole spiders crawled up there. Im worried because I cant get them out.
by Extendedmeme January 15, 2020
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chute slider

I'm a bottom, looking for a chute slider for some hot sex tonight!
by Bob August 18, 2003
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curb slider

created by UNITED HAZEMEN

a very permiscuous woman who loves sex in any aspect. A member of the Curb Slider Cutt Club
I saw mad curb sliders at the club but only a few were sliding off
by blackFlame aka brothaWize April 26, 2006
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ostrich hunter and chair slider boy

"Yo man you c ostrich hunter and chair slider boy doubled team that ho last nite? fuckin piiiimps"
by OHCSB December 2, 2004
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slim slow slider

A person who is caught up in a big, like London or maybe is on dope. But really, it's a synonym for hipsters and other likely self indulged indie elitist.

Subsequently, it could also be a blog by the same type of person because people like this think everyone wants to hear their opinion.

The phrase comes from the title of the final track off of Van Morrison's Astral Weeks and a quote he used to describe what the song was about.
Person A: Look at those hipsters over there in their skinny jeans and emo music. They're probably talking about Wes Anderson films. I hate people like that. Why won't they just go away?

Person B: Let it go, man. They're just a bunch of slim slow sliders, caught up in themselves and a their long journey to apathy.


Person A: I'm thinking about starting a blog because I've got all of these awesome things I want to write about, like indie films and drugs and music and books and interesting films and things. I know people would want to read it.

Person B: What, like a slim slow slider?
by any four word phrase October 28, 2008
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