slap-nap

Masturbation until passing out or falling asleep. The most pleasurable of mid day activities, except when your girlfriend lets you have anal.

With no class and his roommate at a phych exam, Nate indulged himself with a slap-nap.

by ryyyyan123456 March 7, 2008

Twingo Slapping

A game in which you beat one of your friends if you see a Renault Twingo! and if it's a yellow one you beat him twice!!!

Your friend: why did you beat me?
You: I saw a Twingo
your friend: ooh! Twingo slapping

by T-struction June 19, 2011

Door Slapped

The situation in which a person squeezes through a door before it closes instead of pushing it open for you.

*Lady walks in through door*

Meanwhile...
*Other Lady speed walks in without pushing it open*
Me: WTF that hoe just door slapped me

by DE1337ME December 6, 2009

fish slapped

Being slapped during intercoarse by a girl; after she has rubbed herself into a frensy.

Mate, I had so much to drink that I nearly fell asleep as she was riding me; that was until she fish slapped me. I wasn't sure if it was the slap or the stench that woke me up!

by incinerator May 30, 2012

Hockey-slap

Some sort of sexual reference. Can be used to replace anything dirty or a threat, but with a funny connotation.

"If you don't watch it I'll hockey-slap you so hard you'll forget your name."

by onaboat April 19, 2009

Greasy Slap

The act of clenching a piece of bacon or any other greasy food, then slapping someone really hard.

Dude me and my girl were eating breakfast and i told her that the bacon was under cooked so she gave me a Greasy Slap.

by Manix0013 June 5, 2013

grundle slap

when a man stands with his legs spread a bit and swings his ball sack so that they slap his grungle area.

i dared my friend to do something embarrassing and he pulled his pants down and showed me the grundle slap.

by James Hill January 17, 2008