slack dogg fo shizz

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.

Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz

by Jack De March 2, 2009

Slack

Pussy boy

Say! slack where my money at?

by J,jisim July 20, 2018

Slack guy

Somebody who’s antics are indescribable

William Hutton is a slack guy

by Rick rosstrich October 22, 2018

Slack artist

Flaking on a friend invite.

My boi benji was being a slack artist when he didn't accept my friend invite.

by SCOOTS4LIFE September 14, 2016

slack

D Harks... one who is lazy and unwilling to work...Harks

get over here you slack! its time for your beating.

by son of santa April 19, 2003

Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

Slack Factor

The ratio of the number of employees in a firm, to the number of Slack channels used by the firm. The higher the Slack Factor, the higher the number of Slack channels per employee, and the lower the possibility of finding that one message you know you just read a minute ago that you needed to respond to.

I just saw a question from Larry, but our Slack Factor is so high, I don't even remember what channel it was in any more. I guess he's not getting an answer.

by Neuticle September 30, 2021