Sitcom Effort

Deciding to learn a skill but then giving up within days.

Sitcom Effort: Episode in a sitcom where a character will learn something new e.g. play guitar, but will never appear with a guitar in any future episodes.

A: Hey, do you still play the drums?
B: Nah, it was a sitcom moment.

by smitholi July 10, 2010

Situationship

Not a relationship but a situation or agreement two people agree to each other

The situationship that we are in is different than any friendship or relationship I have ever been in

by Felonlove November 26, 2020

Bi-situational

An individual who claims to be bisexual but only is for attention, or for their partner to have a 3some. Will only go as far as kiss the same sex. A branch off of bi-curious.

Alyssa isn't bi, she's bi-situational so her boyfriend can have a 3some.

by Thisgingerhasasoul May 11, 2021

sticky situation

When you are jacking off and you cum in your hand and then get a phone call.

I had a sticky situation the other day when my mom called from vietnam.

by mials January 20, 2011

situational awareness retard

anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.

"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."

by ben d October 23, 2005

no-win situation

a situation in which there is no hope of success

Thanks to the flood caused by Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans ended up in a no-win situation.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.

oh my fucking god! kevin is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!

by a prsn June 26, 2008