silent alarm

When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.

My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.

by Oz October 10, 2003

Silent T

A code name for a really amazing girl. She's usually blonde -- but doesn't fit the stereotype. She's brilliantly witty and freakishly intelligent. She remembers everything and always has a hilarous story. She does have a tendency to cringe at the mention of the words: intimate, make love and tinkle potties.

If a Silent T was here, she would remember that time.
When a Silent T laughs, she turns her head to the side, and it's cute. Really... it is.
I would kill for a memory like a Silent T.

by PalBFAEAE February 13, 2009

awkward silence turtle

One of many useful hand gestures to use when stuck in an awkward situation. Made by placing one hand on top of the other and wiggling your thumbs as though they are flippers.

The dead awkward silence turtle is also fun, made with your palms facing up, and is a much more amusing silence breaker.

Mandy: "Hey how was saturday night?"

Tim: "I had sex with a transexual"
Mandy:*awkward silence turtle*

Tim:"Turns out it was your brother."
Mandy: *dead awkward silence turtle"

by Karakas August 14, 2009

Silencer

when a guy shuts a girl up by stickin his cock in her mouth.

Trish got the silencer from Jake

by anonymous June 12, 2003

Find your silence

A request that somebody be quiet, stop talking, etc.

You're driving me nuts. I am going to need you to find your silence.

by jm2011 May 1, 2015

awkward silence

an awkward silence is a moment when everything suddenly goes quiet and it feels awkward. Some people say that for every awkward silence, there is a gay baby born.

Wow there was just an awkward silence for this means a gay baby was born.

by I AM IRON MAN. October 7, 2009

silent film

Catching your roomate having sex, separated from the viewer by only a sound-proof, see-through curtain.

Dude, I caught a silent film last night; Grayson was just givin it to that large black man. Fucking douche needs to put a sock on the door or something.

by robskiwobskiski May 3, 2010