Nelk Signaling

Saying something to bring attention to the fact that you do nelk shit

Nelk signaling:
I’m soooo drunk rn I did so many shots.
I’m high asf rn I don’t even know what’s going on.

by Cole77777 November 2, 2022

Kiss-signaling

When a someone kisses you and then stops and waits -- often signaling for you to take over/that they want sex, but they are not participating in any capacity or trying to turn their partner on at all.

We were watching netflix and she just kept kiss-signaling me all night, but then just sitting there and doing nothing. I haaaaate that kind of passive aggressive advance.

by sanityfailsme September 2, 2023

Eff You Signaling

Eff you signaling is the conspicuous expression of lousy moral values. A variation on virtue signaling, eff you signaling is a statement or action intended to express complete disdain for traits broadly considered to be virtuous - kindness, consideration, concern for the environment, respect for human rights, etc.

Bruce's post about "libtard snowflakes crying for trannies to use girls bathrooms" was eff you signaling, to make sure everyone knows that he hates LGBTQ people and is proud of it.

by Dr. Khaos April 29, 2020

Oh, I misinterpreted signals

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.

Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

by Ereck Flowers March 5, 2014

sigalow

To shamefully fail at something bravely boasted about moments earlier.

After forcing everyone to wake early for first ski runs, Ian sigalowed and left the mountain before lunch complaining of altitude sickness.

by flipkin1 February 24, 2011

Stignal

Stignal – A group of hockey players that in unison point their sticks or raise their arms in the direction of the puck that has been shot directly over the glass by an opposing player in the opponent’s end of the rink to indicate a “Delay of Game” penalty should be called by the referee.

A stignal by all of the home team’s players on the ice alerted the referee that a “Delay of Game” penalty should be called on the visiting team’s defenceman after he shot the puck directly over the glass in his own end of the rink.

by Woody Senior June 20, 2014

singalingual

easy way of saying that you speak one language

I am singalingual.

by scarypanda1 July 8, 2016