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Schrödinger Gay

Another term for if the person is bisexual
"Hey John? What do you prefer? Girl or guy?"
"I'm more of a Schrödinger Gay kinda guy"
by Renny Otonashi December 22, 2020
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Schrödinger's cat music

This is when you dream or think of music but when you try to play it you find it is both not in your head and in your head at the same time.
I woke up with the perfect melody but when I tried to play it the freaking thing was both there and not there at the same time - freaking Schrödinger's cat music!
by saskers January 29, 2021
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Schrodinger's Hookup

When you wake up next to a really unattractive person, but the degree of intoxication for both parties was so high that there is uncertainty about whether or not you had sex.
I heard you had sex with pig last night.
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!
by Exert March 14, 2021
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Schrödinger's Contract

Jimmy what are we going to do? They have got us legally!

Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
by funl April 28, 2021
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Schrödinger's Age

The practice of purposely not stating a characters age so if they do anything sexually explicit it isn't illegal. (Usually used in forms of writing)
Guy 1: "Yo, is this person underage?"
Guy 2: "No, they're Schrödinger's Age"
by MyManLouis July 5, 2021
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Schrodinger's r/woooosh

When someone doesn't get an obvious joke, and when someone points out that it's a joke, they pretend that they were just joking and that the person who pointed it out actually missed the joke that they were making.
Person 1: hey guys wouldn't it be cool if there was a button that would just disintegrate the planet earth instantaneously?

Person 2: No, because that would mean that people could destroy the world, which would eliminate all human life. Think before you say something, idiot.

Person 3: r/woooosh lmao

Person 2: Uhm actually, I was joking, so r/woooosh to you, idiot.

Person 4: ah, a classic case of Schrodinger's r/woooosh.
by ProfessorPig July 31, 2021
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Schrödinger’s ShyGuy

someone who makes a hot take or a statement that is weird as fuck and decides if they are being serious on whether they get judged or not
“bro you’re weird as fuck for that”
“wait i’m joking!”
“yeahh sure, you’re a schrödinger’s shyguy aren’t you”
by MyPpIsPurple August 25, 2021
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