9-volt Shocker

The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).

I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.

by Big Jim 624 September 14, 2007

shockblocker

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.

I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.

by Shanette August 23, 2007

Shocked-it

Someone who makes an error in judgement.

Jeff leaves work early.
Paul shouts out just as Jeff leaves the building.
"Jeff you Shocked-it !"

by Jedd Smythe March 4, 2009

Shacksadent

Accidentally shacking at a boys house.

Not meaning to stay the night at a boys house.

Sarah had a shacksadent last night when she stayed at Johns.

by Ry10 February 4, 2010

Shocker Muppet

individual who meets the definition of Muppet, but needs the extra stimulation of the shocker to wake the the fuck up.

"Tammy is such a dumb cunt"

"yep, she's a shocker muppet for sure"

by n0tU July 24, 2010

Shocktopus

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012

shock bag

A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

by danns April 14, 2015