Shmooped

The act of getting shit dick everywhere during anal. To poop on ones penis.

This new girl shmooped on me last night. It was horrible.

Dude, I heard she shmooped ya.

by skuttlebutt July 12, 2016

Shmoo'ed

Describes the exact moment of death for any sort of meme

Dat boy been shmoo'ed.

by mrdiscodaddy May 24, 2016

Shmofessional

When you are decent at something but not quite a professional

I played shmofessional football in collage

by Agent X88 August 4, 2016

Shmoo

A smuck, someone who doesnt think, a turkey, someone who pies people in the face but thats an understatement, making light fun of someone whos a silly nilly

Justine pulled a mean prank on me, that shmoo!

by Urban3578842 March 10, 2017

shmoomemoo

1. Used as a term deriving from disappointment or boredom; often says as a conversation filler.
2. A form of annoyance to disrupt another's train of thought.
3. Meaning up to personal interpretation; able to be used at any moment.

As my mind blanked on what to write for my essay, it hit me; "Shmoomemoo," I wrote, and confidently handed it in.

by Shmoomers March 21, 2017

Shmoop

A person who has anal sex but then procides to suck the penis that was just in their own ass

Look at the shmoop ass niggah

by Therealdicksucker April 17, 2017

shmoogla

To act of being jewish while eating a banana

Look at jake shmooglaing that banana up.

by WormBoy6 January 23, 2018