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Shlong Bong

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.
by HUD1974 August 6, 2020
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Shlong

thatś a big shlong
by ghostbb8 October 29, 2020
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Shlong

Joe momma likes my shlong
by Jack me hoff October 8, 2020
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Shlong logger

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.
“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”
by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020
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Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick
Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly
by Robert Robert May 18, 2021
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shionne

This article is about the protagonist in Tales of Arise. For the character in Tales of Link with the same name in Japanese, see Shion.
Shionne Vymer Imeris Daymore (シオン・ヴィメル・アイメリス・ダイモ, Shion Vimeru Aimerisu Daimo?), Shionne Imeris for short, is one of the two main player characters of Tales of Arise. She is a Renan woman who is cursed with "thorns" (<茨>?) that shock whoever touches her.
Shionne imeris
by Shionne Imeris November 20, 2021
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samonwita

You are definitely a Samonwita
by Peupeu February 26, 2022
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