shmooblydonk

The process and/or art of shmoobing.

Dude, I met a vagina the other night and it totally got Shmooblydonked.

Or--

I drank way too much tonight, I know in the morning I'm gonna have to take a giant shmooblydonk.

by Shmoob-donk August 20, 2011

Shmoofed

Drunk, intoxicated, tired, exhausted

What an awesome party.. I got absolutely shmoofed.

by Leroylogs July 1, 2016

shmobb

Shmobb - To Drive To, To Walk To, Etc. Traveling From On Destination To The Other, In A Calm State.

Let's Shmobb To The Theatre.

by NicoRitch April 18, 2018

Shmoltinator

A rare species who goes by the human name colt, known for taking it all the way down to brown town to the point where organs will be blown our of the anal cavity, may cause rectal trauma in severe cases

Who painted my toilet this nice fucking oak brown? Must've been the shmoltinator

by Tal turner October 2, 2017

Shmonzed

Getting a buzz from an e cig

Bro your juul got me so shmonzed.

by Onnablock69 May 26, 2018

shmomamn

strong and independent.

friend: “why am i watching nut documentaries”
you: “because you can”
friend: “yes because i’m shmomamn”

by deathofablur February 27, 2018

shmolighan

talia

hey shmolighan

by the.crollasa May 14, 2018