smegma lips

The white creamy build-up under ones foreskin spooned out and slapped onto the lips of another.

His smegma lips was a funny sight to see

by misterurban1234 April 28, 2015

Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015

Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015

Schmegma

The smell of sweaty, dirty cocktail and balls.

Oh man, after working out and getting sweaty my schmegma is really bad. I need to shower immediately.

by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015

Smegma Smith

That guy that never washes his dick and always stinks up the room when his pants are off.

Person 1: What is that smell???
Person 2: Oh, it's just smegma smith taking a schwack.

by FootyStar123 July 28, 2016

Smegmasung

When you are too excited and cover your samsung phone in smegma, the phone is now a Smegmasung

"My best friend is comming from England! I am so happy that i got a Smegmasung!"
"I just got a Smegmasung because i got a free pizza."

by pokornikTomorrow March 7, 2016

Smegma factory

(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.

Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."

by Becker936 January 27, 2017