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smegma lips

The white creamy build-up under ones foreskin spooned out and slapped onto the lips of another.
His smegma lips was a funny sight to see
by misterurban1234 April 28, 2015
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Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!
On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!
by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015
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Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!
On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!
by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015
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Schmegma

The smell of sweaty, dirty cocktail and balls.
Oh man, after working out and getting sweaty my schmegma is really bad. I need to shower immediately.
by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015
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Smegma Smith

That guy that never washes his dick and always stinks up the room when his pants are off.
Person 1: What is that smell???
Person 2: Oh, it's just smegma smith taking a schwack.
by FootyStar123 July 28, 2016
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Smegmasung

When you are too excited and cover your samsung phone in smegma, the phone is now a Smegmasung
"My best friend is comming from England! I am so happy that i got a Smegmasung!"
"I just got a Smegmasung because i got a free pizza."
by pokornikTomorrow March 7, 2016
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Smegma factory

(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.
Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."
by Becker936 January 27, 2017
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