Cock-Shopping 

Girls at the mall or anywhere else dressed up looking to get banged-out by multiple dudes.

Gio: Did you see Debbie and her friends at the mall earlier?

Zeeb: Yeah, cock-shopping as usual.

Gio: They'll probably buy something.

Cock-Shopping by Cody Rotten May 27, 2007

collateral shopping 

Things you bought when you were shopping for something else

I just went out for a pair of shoes but I spent over $300 on collateral shopping

collateral shopping by Andy Froud June 7, 2007

vegetable shopping 

When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.

Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.

vegetable shopping by k1llah October 21, 2007

dress shopping 

buying something you;ll probably wear once and then give to a thrift store or sell on E-Bay

I'm going dress shopping for my wedding gown.

dress shopping by Amber Edsall June 19, 2008

Knuckle Slipping 

To have your nipples sucked while hanging from the monkeybars.

After class one night two frisky law students walked to the park and he started knuckle slipping her.

Knuckle Slipping by CrackerJax78 April 1, 2010

toaster shopping 

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.

toaster shopping by candelach February 9, 2012

I’m slipping 

Starting to feel depressed

I’m slipping (falling into depression

I’m slipping by Jeff booty April 20, 2018